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Lacoste Men’s Europa Lace MH Shoe

2010 August 9
by John

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I’ve always liked Lacoste’s simple, stylish designs. The new Lacoste Europa are the definition of Lacoste style. Made from mesh and leather with embossed logo on the side, you can wear them with just about everything, even a casual suit. Available for $96 at the Lacoste website.

Basil Marceaux: The Next Governor of Tennessee

2010 August 2

This guys is so whacked and out of it he even has an excite.com email address! Seriously!

Lonely Island Flippy Floppies

2010 July 21
by John

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Well, honestly, I’m surprised it took this long for these to finally come out.  Grab your very own flippy floppies from The Lonely Island Store for only $20. Complete with helicopter, tuxedo and champagne graphics, the only thing missing is a burger flipping spatula and T-Pain.

Old Spice Voicemail Generator

2010 July 15
by John

Everything about the new Old Spice campaign is awesome, including this.  Just trust me and go to http://www.oldspicevoicemail.com/ to have the Old Spice guy create a custom voicemail for you. You won’t be sorry.

Blake Lively Struts Her Main Assets

2010 July 6
by John

I love legs. They’re my favorite thing about a woman. If you have nice legs, I’m probably instantly attracted to you, even if it’s just for a split second before I see what the rest of you looks like.  Therefore, by the transitive property, I love Blake Lively. So, here’s pictures of her legs.

It’s Not Back To The Future Day

2010 July 6
by John

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I’m really only making this post to blow my horn.  This picture is from Buzzfeed (here).  Then there’s this post I did last week.  Just sayin’.

Blades of Steel T-Shirt

2010 July 6
by John

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Relive the glory days of classic Nintendo with this sweet Blades of Steel tee from twoeightnine shirts.  There’s really not much to say about this that the image doesn’t already say.  If you get it, you get. If you don’t, you’re either too old or too young.  It comes on two styles of shirts: classic weight ($20) and American Apparel ($25).

Element Case Vapor iPhone 4 Bumper

2010 July 5
by John

The same company that makes the sick Joule iPad stand now has available for pre-order what can only be described as the coolest looking bumper we will probably ever see! Bullet points: the Vapor is CNC machined from a solid block of aircraft grade aluminum, the graphics are laser engraved, and the inside of the case is lined with a high tech shock absorbing material that reduces the G-forces of an impact. It also creates a non-conductive barrier to help maintain the iPhone’s antenna signal strength. Pre-orders are going on now and their website says it will begin shipping on July 12. ($80)

[via Gizmodo]

Ashley Greene: 6 to Midnight

2010 July 3

I didn’t know who Ashley Greene was until a few months ago. It was a melancholy day when I found out that she was in Twilight therefore rendering it impossible for me to ever see her in a movie because I’d sooner watch grass grow in the Sahara than sit through any of those tween flicks. But here she is looking fantastic at some premiere event for the newest Twilight movie.

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Old Spice has done it again, those clever bastards!

2010 July 2
by John

Well, the clever folks at Old Spice have come up with another gem. I don’t think it’s quite as good as the “I’m on a horse” spot, but it’s still amazing nonetheless. The actor, Isaiah Mustafa, did an interview with G4 describing the new commercial. Apparently it took 36 takes and the bandsaw was real. What I didn’t catch was how he got the jeans on at the end. Either way, another brilliant commercial from the folks at Old Spice. Check it out.