The Quotable Douchebag

Here’s an absolutely fantastic read for you. The Quotable Douchebag is a collection of some of the most absurd things ever spewed out of the mouths of people too pompous and vain to realize no one actually gives a damn about them or anything they have to say!

Featuring such tremendously stupid quotes as:

“There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.” ~ David Hasselhoff

“[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” ~ Gene Simmons

“I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.” ~ Sean Hannity

Ahhh, Sean Hannity. King of the douchebags.

A good gift for the holidays for that special someone who likes to laugh at the incompetence of others!

You can pick up a copy for under $10 at Amazon.